February 11, 2012 7:57 AM PST
Would You Marry Again? - Priceless
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
at him and asks that dreaded question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her riding with you?”
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my bike?
HUSBAND: "No, she's got her own."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Damn..."
February 11, 2012 8:25 AM PST
Damn...sounds a little too familiar! Thanks, Edge....Buahaahaaahaaaa, it was still funny, tho...
Ride Free
Tweek
February 11, 2012 8:34 AM PST
Yeah Tweek, sometimes the funniest things hit closest to home!
February 11, 2012 9:46 AM PST
that is what makes them so funny
February 11, 2012 2:30 PM PST
Wonder if he heard the hammer drop before the slug hit him ????
February 12, 2012 4:53 AM PST
Interrogation is sooooo under-rated ........HILARIOUS!! HAHA!! thanks!
February 12, 2012 8:09 AM PST
Funny how a trap can appear.
Two questions I NEVER answer. Just Mute Silence
Would you remarry?
Do these pants make my butt look fat?
February 14, 2012 10:07 AM PST
Just say no brother, just say no...
February 14, 2012 10:37 AM PST
LOL Thank You I needed that today!!
