April 4, 2012 11:26 AM PDT
Two inmates on death row, one an old biker and the other a young hillbilly, received the long-dredded news from the warden. "Fellas", he said. "It's time to take your final ride on old Sparky so you each have one last request".
The young hillbilly said, "I'd like to hear Achy Breaky Heart one more time."
The old biker said, "Kill me first".
Peace