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lThe Man Rules

  • TACO
    June 25, 2010 2:18 AM PDT
    lThe Man Rules 
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
     
          Finally , the guys' side of the story.
    (     I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear     "the rules"
    From the female side    ....
     
      Now here are the rules from the male side.    

    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
    ON PURPOSE!      
     
    1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
    (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
     
    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1.. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem     only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


    1 . If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the       other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    Or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

    1. Christopher Columbus did     NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it     will     be scratched.
    We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...     Really     .

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
    or Hockey.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape.       Round     IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


    But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
  • Suzithetailor
    June 25, 2010 2:53 AM PDT
    That is so very helpful. Thank you for sharing. And the giggles weren't bad either. You are a funny Man. LOL!
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    June 25, 2010 3:46 AM PDT
    Ok ok I agree with all the "RULES" except number 1.. argue with that
  • ezzyrider
    • 568 posts
    June 25, 2010 5:17 AM PDT
    ah ah debrajo, ya're trouble isn't ya?! LOL
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    June 25, 2010 5:44 AM PDT
    good guess ezzy.. and funny thing is, I have the exact same saying as you have posted, on my regular email..
  • Seakers
    • 1161 posts
    June 25, 2010 9:16 AM PDT
    Well put! 
  • ezzyrider
    • 568 posts
    June 26, 2010 1:35 AM PDT
    debrajo62 wrote...
    good guess ezzy.. and funny thing is, I have the exact same saying as you have posted, on my regular email..


    which one debra, ya mean the sig. 'life is not a journey...'?!