April 4, 2011 7:32 AM PDT
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your
own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.
Well . . . You'll love this one.
My name is susan, and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his
full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had
attended morgan park high school ..
'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride..
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered, 'in 1960. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled faced,
fat-assed,
gray-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch
asked,
'what did you teach?? _______________________________
