October 15, 2011 8:58 AM PDT
A guy walks into a pub in Australia and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up... surprised.
The barman glares at him and says..
"You're not from around here... are ye?... Where ye from mate?".
The guy says... "I'm from Ireland ".
The bartender asks... "And What is it you do in Ireland?".
The guy responds... "I'm a taxidermist" .
The barman asks... "A taxidermist?..and just what the hell might that be?".
The guy says nervously.... "I stuff and mount animals".
The barman grins and shouts out to the whole pub....
"It's okay lads... he's one of us!".
October 16, 2011 12:50 AM PDT
Hey, I heard Boof say that same thing the other day...
October 16, 2011 7:33 AM PDT
Ya sure he was a bloody Aussie mate? Alot of your mob get us confused with Kiwi's aye? Cheers Boof
March 5, 2012 6:38 AM PST
How many kiwis' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, sheep like it in the dark.
March 7, 2012 9:48 PM PST
Stuffed and mounted....Mmmmm
Ride Free
Tweek
March 7, 2012 10:33 PM PST
Sure he wasn't from West Virgina? (sorry, I couldn't help it.)
March 8, 2012 12:18 AM PST
Where were all u when I was out to the ranch doing sheep chores? Sandy has a thing for strangers. The stranger, the better.
March 8, 2012 12:58 AM PST
I call BS on that story!! No self respecting Irishman would drink white wine!
