Back by popular demand and quite a bit of winning...LOL is Bad Ass Boys of Cycle Fish version #3
These Bad Ass Dudes was picked by Night Dragon because of there involvement in post that the Dragon has had a hand in.
So keep in mind this is all in fun Bad Ass Dudes.....shall we begin.....
(1. BlvdCruiser.....Check out this Biker's profile picture, for crying out loud he is sporting a rifle while sitting on his scooter.....you really want to mess with this dude. He is dressed like David Crocket to boot.......you call him a name and you might just get a bowie knife up your ass.
(2. FartKing.....You know if your road name has anything to do with methane gas escaping from your body ....this is by God NO Body to mess with. The fact that he is so proud of his ability that he came up with a road name Fart King just scares me on several levels.
(3. BikerSarge...Let me tell you something being prior Military.....When someone uses the word "Sarge" in there Road name to an ex-Military dude it's a challage to anyone that would like to have their ass kicked. Once Military ...always Military.....Stay clear of this Bad Ass Biker.
(4.Rory 1...After more post than I can remember about Rory and Dyna drinking to all hours of the night tells something about this Biker. Never go toe to toe in a drinking contest with a dude from Ireland.....they will kick your ass every time. Then when your drunk beyound believe you might find the next morning your underwear tucked up your butt.......LOL...LOL...LOL Hey Rory this is a big LOL OK....just fun remember.
(5. Hollywood....Any biker with a road name of Hollywood had better be able to produce tons of Hot Chicks.......and i bet this Biker has a few on stand by. Now everyone wants to hang out with this stud, just to meet his chicks. After a few hours of drinking he tells everyone to leave execpt the Babes.
Hard core all the way, so everyone leaves......."HARD CORE"!!! He just wants to tease everyone........
(6.BullDog.....Has anyone ever met a nice Bull Dog.....Hell No they all want to bite you in the ass. I have a hard time visioning this with this Bull Dog, but who knows. Dude just looks mean to me!
(7. GaryTJ... This dude may seem like a light weight, however ....like we learned in Viet Nam Never Understatemate Your Enemy. I suggest not Fu*%ing with this dude. Oh check out this dudes photo album........Bad Ass Babes
(8. Randy Joe...Have you ever taken a trip through his photo album......This Bad Ass is all business, When a dude is in uniform he can kick your ass just by staring at you. Not one to mess with!!!!! This dude screams Make My Day!
(9. ezzyrider.....Holy shit imagine being asleep at night, and wake up to a noise like a chucky doll laughing ....so you open your eyes and you see this Bad Ass Dude in his Clown face. Son of a Bitch this dude scares me as much as Minion!!! This biker screams ...want to see my ding dong.
(10. hgsc90....Check out this Bad Ass Bikers profile picture.....This Bad Ass is the most chilling Bad Ass I know........but don't be mislet by his layed back appearence...........This dude can kick ass while sitting in his favorite chair in the back yard.
(11. Highrisk......Ok the name alone say's quite a bit, and I see this dude jaming down the slab with KISS blowing from his speakers. you Mess with this dude in the middle of his favorite KISS song and your ass is a goner. This Biker is HARD CORE KISS Fan.......Mess with him and he will show you how to bite the head off a chicken.
(12. flatlander.....This Bad Ass biker is so bad he will go against everyone's opinion when he thinks he's right. Man that is by all accounts one Bad Ass Biker. As a carpenter he will build ya an out door shitter that will squirt water up your ass......and then laugh his ass off......just a mean dude, know what I talking about.
(13. Round Rock Mo......well all we need is a Round Rock Larry, and a Round Rock Curly to round out the bunch......LOL Seriously I'm sure he get's this all the time so be prepaired to get your ass kicked if you hassle him about this.
(14. Raywood...This Bad Ass Biker rides a Big Dog chopper EVERY WHERE. I've ridden a Big Dog Chopper before and to ride the distance Ray rides .....holly shit, he is a BAD ASS BIKER, or has the tuffest ass in the family.
I just know I've left out some of you Bad Asses and for that I appolize to you.
To me all of you dudes out there are Bad Asses in your own mind, because you all have hearts of gold.
Love ya all
The Night Dragon
or that we would be that cruel.
