John was a salesmans' delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.His wife Marsha had long ago givin up on trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was... moreJohn was a salesmans' delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.His wife Marsha had long ago givin up on trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,returned home from school.Tommy was over 2 hours late."Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home ?",they asked.'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project' said Tommy.The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy,knocking him completly out of his chair. 'Son,this robot is a lie dectector,now tell us where you went after school.'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie'. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments'. answered Tommy.The robot went to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy... less
Just wondering if anyone has had problems with this model wing and ignition problems,cracked coils,# 3 & 4 cylinders drop out at idle. Has anyone found broken wiring on primary side of ignition and or problems pertaining to the pulse generator.
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old fart is going to
walk by,... moreTwo businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old fart is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious elderly gent walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice
asked, "What are you selling' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well...
only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them! less
Guy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her panties off... more
Guy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her panties off and says, 'This is for the flowers!'
'Don't be silly,' says the guy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy... more
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
She replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
Hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy,... less
